Isn't this cool...you're actually in. Wow. Thrilling.
Looks like you've been here [xxx time(s)] since your last session expired.

(Hey! You were automatically logged in. You'll need to expire your session if you'd like to log in again)

(Secret tip: try entering a user name of 'santa' to see how Exceptional event handling works. Try entering 'klaus' to simulate an EventException. )

Click here to expire your session...

Click here to return to the Login screen...

Click here to get the Main screen (slowly)...

(Hint: try user=foo pwd=bar)